"It's so hard to get kids' attention in line! Two seconds without something to do and they're looking at their phones. And I'm over here yelling, 'Miss! Miss!', trying to figure out how she wants her omelette. I could go on and on about it."
             "May I take your picture?"
"I don't want to take the picture alone. Hold on a second..." (He then proceeded to wrangle his friend from cooking eggs behind him.) "This here's my best friend, Rob."
(We ended the interview with a fist bump.)