"We don't have time to stop, but you can walk with us. We can't put ourselves in danger. We're playing Humans Vs. Zombies. It's maybe the fourth or fifth game there's been in the past couple years. We're the humans. We have to escort him" (He pointed to his friend carrying a bin of animal crackers) "to Mendoza with the food he's carrying. If we get there safely, we get an incentive tomorrow."
"What do you do if you don't have a nerf gun?"
"Balled-up socks work really well. Socks are surprisingly good at killing zombies. Sorry, hang on, I'm in the middle of two conversations right now."
(He then spoke a different language into his walkie-talkie.")
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