"So what's the story? Are you looking here?"
"I'm a senior in high school from Massachusetts. Last week, I was 95% sure I was going to a state school."
Mom added, "Notre Dame's three times the price, and she hadn't visited. So we had it all worked out--finding all the benefits, making the case that the state school was better."
"I went on a tour on Monday, stayed over with a student on Wednesday, and now...I've made my decision, and it's Notre Dame!"
                 "What was the deciding factor?"
Mom: "Jesus!"