"Let me guess: you just came from the Bald and the Beautiful?"
"Yeah!"
"We shaved our heads in show of support. You need 8 inches to actually donate."
"My hair was getting so long it was unbearable. So hey, get a free haircut, support a great cause, raise awareness...why not?"
"This is the second year we've done it. It was a little less dramatic this time around."